Download Children of the Folded Valley and The Thistlewood Curse FREE

Two of my novels are available from Smashwords FREE to download (in various formats) until the 1st of January. Click on the links below to get your FREE copies of The Thistlewood Curse (a supernatural mystery thriller), and Children of the Folded Valley (by far my most popular novel to date). As an added bonus, both also feature the first three chapters of my most recent novel, Peaceful Quiet Lives.

Children of the Folded Valley: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/459663

The Thistlewood Curse: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1059037

2020 In Review

Doubtless many 2020 year-end reflections will include interminable references to a certain popular plague on world tour. I will spare you such misery, and instead focus only on what happened in my writing world this year.

New Novel: Peaceful Quiet Lives

Firstly, and most excitingly, my dystopian future shock novel Peaceful Quiet Lives was released. Intended as a satire of the political and religious fears of both sides of the so-called US culture wars, the novel follows illegal lovers Sam and Eve, who fall foul of laws in both nations that rose from the ashes of the Second American Civil War.

Written in 2018, I had planned to hold on to Peaceful Quiet Lives for a while, and eventually submit it to publishers. However, current events in America persuaded me an earlier release would prove timely. So far, the response has been largely positive, which is very gratifying.

Work in Progress: The White Nest (working title)

I wrote a new gothic mystery novel this year, which I’m calling The White Nest as a working title (the real title is a secret for now). This book represents something of a culmination in my gothic mystery horror/thriller oeuvre, as it is also a coming of age drama drawing on highly personal baggage. It proved cathartic to write, despite jabbing a lot of raw nerves concerning subjects like regret, parental fears, and lost siblings. In fact, this novel is every bit as personal as Children of the Folded Valley. I’m not sure when it will be released, but I intend to look over the first draft next year (having given myself sufficient distance from the manuscript to be more objective) and we’ll see where we go from there.

New Short Story: Hole in the Wall (working title)

In addition to the above novel, I found time to pen a new ghostly horror tale, the details of which remain secret for now. I’m not sure when this short story will see the light of day, but I’m rather pleased with it. I’ll probably release a short story collection some time soon, as I have quite a pile of unreleased sinister shorts and novellas building up.

On The Blog

As ever, I’ve contributed several blog posts, mostly relating to books or cinema (as well as the ongoing film reviews). I do enjoy tackling a variety of topics, and like to provoke thought and discussion, so here are a few of my favourites that you might have missed.

Why We Need Dystopian Fiction

Are Horror Fans Desensitised?

The Pillars of the Earth: Brilliant Books and Bad Sex

What Makes A Great Fantasy Story

Ten Great Literary Protagonists I Relate To

Ten Great Literary Villains

My Journey of Faith and The Exorcist

On The Tangent Tree

The fourth series of The Tangent Tree, the film podcast I co-host with Samantha Stephen, hit a series of delays this year, but we did release the third series. Here are a couple of my favourite episodes. Well technically three episodes, but one of these is a two-parter.

Musicals Make The Medicine Go Down – Samantha and I wax lyrical about our favourite musicals. Part two here.

Will Media Be The Death Of Us?Samantha and I delve into the debate around violence in film.

In closing, I want to say a huge thank you to all my readers. Thank you for supporting me by buying (and reviewing) my books this year. I hope you enjoyed them. I will be revealing my plans for 2021 on New Year’s Day, so watch this space.

Peaceful Quiet Lives: The First 400 Words

My latest novel, Peaceful Quiet Lives, is out now.

Here’s the first 400ish words, as a taster.

The morality inspectors are late.

  I glance at my watch. 7:37am. They were supposed to be here seven minutes ago. Typically a morality inspection of a premises the size of my apartment takes a good twenty minutes, not allowing for nervous small talk, or, if you know the inspectors well, salacious tales of impounded illegal political materials, banned books, films, drugs, alcohol, pornography, and so forth.

  Morality inspectors are usually punctual to a fault, but if they don’t turn up soon, I’ll have to re-book my bi-annual inspection, or I’ll end up missing the train and be late for work.

  I peer at the cloudy skies above the city. My apartment lies within a tall grey high-rise building, on the ninth floor, and I have a good view to the south. The streets are already busy, filled with rushing commuters getting on buses, entering metro stations, or driving their vehicles. The crowds are bad enough as it is in the morning, but they’ll be even worse if I end up leaving later due to tardy morality inspectors.

  Tardy. That’s a word I never used back in England before the Catastrophe. I’ve picked up many words living the last twenty years in the New Puritan American Republic. Other words I’ve had to stop using. Not unless I want an on-the-spot fine for contravening the Profanity Act.

  A knock at the door indicates the morality inspectors have finally arrived. 7:39am. A full nine minutes late. Shaking my head and tutting, I open the door to find Inspector Chuck Willis red faced and quite flustered, alongside two younger men in their early twenties.

  ‘I’m so sorry Sam,’ Chuck says. ‘I know we’re running late. Contraband incident in the apartment we inspected before yours. Do you still want to do this now? Or do you want to reschedule?’

  ‘No, best to get it over with,’ I say, indicating for Chuck to come in.

  Chuck and the two younger men enter my apartment. They are dressed in the austere manner of all morality inspectors, as though attending a funeral: black trousers, ties, shoes, and jackets, embossed with a lapel depicting a black crucifix on a white background surrounded by the black outline of a five pointed star; the NPAR flag. The only difference is like all government officials, they are required to carry handguns.

Intrigued? Here’s the blurb from the back of the book.

Two Nations Under God. Can their love survive in either nation?

Life, love, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are a distant dream for Sam and Eve. Their forbidden love falls foul of laws in both nations born from the ashes of the Second American Civil War.

A satire of political and religious fears, Peaceful Quiet Lives is a thought-provoking and powerful dystopian future shock.

Peaceful Quiet Lives is available as a download or paperback from Amazon. Order your copy here (in the UK) or here (in the US). Alternatively, it can be ordered from Smashwords here.

NEW NOVEL OUT NOW: Peaceful Quiet Lives

My latest novel, Peaceful Quiet Lives, has been released. Not “dropped”, as one often hears these days, but “released”. “Dropped” just sounds careless and irresponsible, and presumably could lead to breakages.

Anyway, I have released this novel as a surprise, with no real build up, even though I have been dropping hints in posts like this one, and announcing it indirectly by interviewing one of the supporting characters, who ends up threatening me (see my post earlier this week).

Here is the blurb from the back of the book:

Two Nations Under God. Can their love survive in either nation?

Life, love, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are a distant dream for Sam and Eve. Their forbidden love falls foul of laws in both nations born from the ashes of the Second American Civil War.

A satire of political and religious fears, Peaceful Quiet Lives is a thought-provoking and powerful dystopian future shock.

Because Peaceful Quiet Lives sits outside my usual genre writing of mainly gothic mysteries and children’s adventure novels, I decided to self-publish the novel rather than approach publishers. I’ve not released anything in 2020, so I wanted to surprise my readers with something new. On top of that, it seemed timely, given current events in the US.

I’ll be talking more about the novel on the blog in the coming weeks.

Peaceful Quiet Lives is available as a download or paperback from Amazon. Order your copy here (in the UK) or here (in the US).

EXCLUSIVE: Christy Hendrick on NPAR Prison Break Massacre

I recently got an exclusive interview with Badger News Incorporated Head of Fundraising Christy Hendrick. Christy worked with Sam Wright at Badger News Inc for some years, prior to his arrest for Enlightenment Sympathy, incarceration, and eventual escape. I was particularly interested to get her take on the recent prison break massacre which also involved his illegal lover, Eve Young.

I understand the fugitives Sam Wright and Eve Young have now crossed the border into the Democratically Enlightened American Republic. Do you think they’re gone for good?

Perhaps, but at this stage, it’s just a rumour. They could still be out there. The police and security services don’t really know what happened to Sam and Eve. But if they did escape the justice of the New Puritan American Republic, that’s too bad, as their escape resulted in the deaths of seven prison officers.

Did you know Eve Young?

Sam worked with me for several years, but I didn’t meet Eve. Sam didn’t ever mention her. The first I heard about her was when news of their arrest reached the Badger News Inc offices.

Do you really think Sam and Eve were capable of the killings for which they were accused?

There is security camera footage showing what they did, and it was calculated, brutal, and bloody. So regardless of any personal feelings I might have had about them beforehand, it seems clear they were capable of the killings.

What do you say to rumours the security camera footage was faked?

This footage hasn’t been faked. Experts have been over it and confirmed the authenticity. I know a certain section of the public enjoy conspiracy theories, but in this case the dead bodies speak for themselves. Seven prison officers died in the escape of Sam Wright and Eve Young. The blood of those brave men is on their hands.

If Sam and Eve have escaped to the Democratically Enlightened American Republic, as now seems apparent, do you think they will be welcomed in that nation?

Well, attitudes there are very different. In fact, I’d say attitudes in the DEAR are degenerate and depraved. So perhaps Sam and Eve will fit right in, given their illegal sexual activities, as well as the murders they committed.

We hear a lot about how degenerate the DEAR is on NPAR television, but surely it can’t be all bad? Surely reality is more nuanced?

The truth is the truth. There are no nuances of goodness to be found in the social, political, and religious make-up of the DEAR.

As Sam’s former colleague and boss, it must have been quite a blow to you personally, discovering Sam murdered several people, especially after the favourable coverage Badger News gave him during his trial.

It was a huge shock to me, and indeed everyone Sam knew at Badger. But let me also be clear: Badger News Incorporated was never biased. Our coverage was entirely objective. We simply reported public opinion at that time, when Sam and Eve were tried for Enlightenment Sympathy. Since the prison break massacre, public opinion understandably turned against Sam and Eve, and we reported that objectively too.

I’d also like to point out that Sam worked in a different department to me. I was never his boss. My father was his boss.

I was told Sam answered to both you and your father.

Sam did assist me at times, but officially he answered to my father.

We approached your father several times for an interview, but he doesn’t wish to comment. Can you explain his reluctance?

What are you insinuating?

I just find it unusual that Doug Hendrick, the CEO of Badger, has consistently refused to be interviewed regarding the fate of Sam Wright, considering Sam was, for years, a very popular political commentator in all your media outlets.

All of this has taken quite a toll on my Dad, and I would ask that you respect his privacy at this time. He and Sam were very close indeed, and he is grieving a terrible loss and betrayal. They saw eye to eye on almost everything, so when Sam was charged with Enlightenment Sympathy, this was very upsetting to Dad. As for the massacre, well that simply destroyed him. I’ve never seen my father so unhappy, and I am deeply grieved at the pain Sam has caused him.

I have been told, confidentially, that Sam Wright and your father did not see eye to eye at all. I’ve heard they clashed many times – for example, over an internal investigation into former Badger employee Matthew Ingram.

Who is your source on this?

Let’s just say an anonymous informer.

I see. What did this “anonymous informer” claim?

The informer claims Matthew Ingram was framed, because he uncovered financial irregularities relating to yourself and your father. Of course, if this isn’t true, you can put the record straight.

Be careful Simon. You wouldn’t want to end up on trial for Enlightenment Sympathy yourself.

No, of course not. Thank you very much for your time Christy. I think we’ll leave it there.

For more information on this news story, keep an eye out for my new novel Peaceful Quiet Lives, released on the 4th of December. It can be pre-ordered here.