Phantom Audition: Seven Cryptic Images

Over the past seven days, I have posted seven cryptic images on Facebook, each of which are in some way relevant to the plot of my latest sinister gothic mystery novel, Phantom Audition. Here are all seven images:

For those of you who have followed these images on Facebook over the last seven days, here are a few minor crumbs of plot information to further whet the appetite:

Library – An important location in the novel, where a ghostly encounter takes place, and hidden secrets are revealed.

Paintbrushes – The backstory of the novel features a very famous (fictional) abstract painter.

Clapperboard – The protagonist Mia Yardley is an actress who, like her late husband Steven, starred in a number of feature films. Flashbacks in the novel feature important scenes that take place during film productions.

Trapdoor – There are a number of trapdoors in this story, some of them literal, and some of them metaphorical.

Journal – Steven had a secret acting diary, which he had strictly forbidden Mia to read. She uncovers this diary – a leather bound journal embossed with a mysterious occult rune – early in the story. Initially she dithers over whether she should defy her late husband’s wishes and read it.

Horses – Mia likes to go horse riding, and did so with Steven. Early in the novel, she goes riding with her close friend Bronwyn. One of her hired staff, Verity, is also a keen rider. Horses play a small but significant role in the finale, which obviously I will not spoil here.

Secret Tunnels – These tunnels, some of which are lit with electrical lights, are an important location in the latter half of the novel. What takes place in them? You’ll have to read the book to find out.

Here’s the blurb from the back of the novel:

He buried himself in a part, but never returned. Now she wants to know why.

Small-time actress Mia Yardley, recently widowed wife of renowned actor Steven Yardley, discovers her late husband’s secret acting diary.

The diary details appointments made with a psychic medium, who advised Steven on which roles to take. It also raises questions about his mysterious and inexplicable suicide.

Seeking answers, Mia speaks to the medium, but in doing so is drawn into an ever- deepening mystery about what happened to her husband during the final days of his life. Eventually, she is forced to ask the terrible question: was Steven Yardley murdered by a vengeful evil from beyond the grave?

Phantom Audition is published by Dragon Soul Press, and is out on the 19th of October. Click here to pre-order your Kindle copy, or to buy a paperback (which are already available).

Film Review – Bait

Bait-image-2

Bait is a remarkable, lo-fi monochrome gem of a film. Director Mark Jenkin decided to use an old 16mm film camera from the 1970s, and insisted on hand processing and editing the film himself. This very old-school, hands-on approach generated genuine (ie not digitally added) scratches on the film, giving it a deliberately tactile, rough-around-the-edges physicality. The look and feel of Bait will tug the heartstrings of cineastes like myself, who believe that cinema has lost something in the digital revolution.

So yes, the film is a beautifully stripped-down artistic wonder, but what makes it universally accessible is the subject – essentially a feud between Cornish fishermen and tourists. Broiling animosity already exists between Martin (Edward Rowe) and his brother Steven (Giles King) over the latter re-purposing their fishing boat as a vehicle for coastal tours. In addition, Martin bitterly resents that financial need drove them to sell their childhood house, which is now a rented holiday home for a posh landlord, who Martin berates for failing to reinvest in the local economy. Events escalate over parking feuds, a romantic liaison between the landlord’s daughter and Steven’s son, petty theft, assault… and all the while, Martin struggles to scratch a living from his meagre shore-based fishing, so he can save enough to buy a boat and go fishing properly once more.

Performances are all splendid, with the affectionate and sympathetic characterisation also containing just the right amount of gentle send-up (Iiving in the southwest, I’ve come across several characters like this). Jenkin’s eye and ear for the sights and sounds of a Cornish fishing village are spot-on, and whilst I was reminded a little of Ken Loach, the decision to dub all dialogue and sound effects in post production removes the film from traditions of realist cinema. There are also shades of Bicycle Thieves in the depiction of a fragile economy ever teetering on the brink of desperation, not to mention echoes of the magical realism in Nic Roeg’s films (Walkabout and Don’t Look Now for instance) in some of the superbly deployed non-linear editing juxtapositions.

I should probably add warnings here for very strong language and brief strong violence, but all things considered, Bait is a masterful work. Beautiful, authentic, compelling, darkly funny, occasionally shocking, and quietly devastating, it’s one of the best films I’ve seen this year.

The Tangent Tree – Five of the Best

44339450_1890651354375252_1073011524940857344_n1

I co-host a film podcast with the excellent Samantha Stephen entitled The Tangent Tree, so named because we go off on many tangents with hopefully entertaining effect. Series one and two are available for your listening pleasure on The Tangent Tree website, with series three coming soon. With that on the way, here are five of my favourite episodes for you to dip into. Available on iTunes, Podcast Addict, Spotify, or if you prefer, just click the titles below to listen online.

Cinematic Neanderthals

Our first ever podcast is a bit rough around the edges, but has some amusing rants on disruptive cinema audiences.

The Greatest Disney Films

Sam and I each reveal our top five Disney films.

Isn’t it Romantic?

In which we discover I am more of a romantic than Sam, and why I prefer my romance doomed.

Remakes and Rumours of Remakes

Why remakes aren’t always necessarily a bad thing.

E.T. Something Rather Special

I wear my heart on my sleeve waxing lyrical regarding my favourite film.

Film Review – Ad Astra

ad_astra_DF_00642FD_R2_rgb.0

Pitched as Apocalypse Now meets 2001: A Space Odyssey, James Gray’s Ad Astra is a visually stunning film which aims very high indeed, and for the most part succeeds.

When strange cosmic surges originating around Neptune threaten the Earth, astronaut Roy McBride (Brad Pitt) is sent on a mission to investigate. Top secret intelligence reveals that his missing, presumed dead father (Tommy Lee Jones), who went on a mission to search for extra terrestrial life, may be responsible for the apparent attacks. Thus begins a kind of science fiction Heart of Darkness type narrative, as Roy journeys from the moon (a colonised tourist trap) to Mars (mankind’s last outpost), and out into the great unknown. His journey into utter darkness is both literal and figurative, with years of suppressed abandonment and father issues surfacing the further into the void he travels.

Pitt is excellent, conveying the nuances of his deeply repressed character with considerable subtlety. Ruth Negga and Donald Sutherland turn up in interesting supporting roles, and Gray’s direction is suitably epic in a must-see-on-the-big-screen way. The opening sequence alone (involving a vast antenna reaching into space) is jaw-dropping, and there are many other awe-inspiring set pieces along the way.

As well as the afore-mentioned classics, Gray references Solaris, Moon, Interstellar, Gravity, and many other science fiction films. I was even reminded of some of Terence Malick’s The Tree of Life at times (the voiceover doesn’t just mirror Apocalypse Now), and also First Man. But Ad Astra has enough going for it to stand on its own two feet as well, even if the climax feels a little too literal. Other minor quibbles include inconsistent pacing, mainly due to the slightly peculiar mixture of action sequences and a more contemplative, cerebral tone.

Still, it is never less than solidly entertaining, and often much more than that. If you’re a sucker for sci-fi, you’ll find a lot to enjoy in Ad Astra.

Phantom Audition – Paperbacks out now!

Paperbacks for my new novel Phantom Audition are now available – ahead of the official October release date. If you prefer your novels in dead tree format, click here (in the UK) and here (in the US) to order your copy now.

70152809_508495393279287_6869088346367328256_n

Here’s the blurb from the back of Phantom Audition:

Small-time actress Mia Yardley, recently widowed wife of renowned actor Steven Yardley, discovers her late husband’s secret acting diary.

The diary details appointments made with a psychic medium, who advised Steven on which roles to take. It also raises questions about his mysterious and inexplicable suicide.

Seeking answers, Mia speaks to the medium, but in doing so is drawn into an ever- deepening mystery about what happened to her husband during the final days of his life. Eventually, she is forced to ask the terrible question: was Steven Yardley murdered by a vengeful evil from beyond the grave?

Phantom Audition is published by Dragon Soul Press, and is officially released on the 19th of October.

Film Review – Hustlers

HUSTLERS

In other hands, Hustlers could have been little more than ghastly superficial people being ripped off by other ghastly superficial people, wallowing in implicitly approved materialism in the name of pseudo-feminist revenge. But despite inevitable outcry from the Incel crowd (check out some of the ludicrous 1/10 user ratings on the Internet Movie Database, seemingly based on little more than fragile masculinity), that is absolutely not the case here. Writer/director Lorene Scafaria infuses this fact-based tale of strippers ripping off Wall Street bigwigs pre and post 2008 financial crash with riveting cinematic aplomb, inviting comparison with the likes of Martin Scorsese’s Goodfellas. Indeed, there is certainly something of a Henry Hill in Constance Wu’s Destiny, who comes under the wing of experienced stripper Ramona (Jennifer Lopez), forming a friendship that will ultimately lead to the afore-mentioned criminal activities.

A neat framing device allows the film to unfold with insightful narration, as Destiny is interviewed by a journalist called Elizabeth (Julia Stiles) – essentially a stand-in for Jessica Pressler, author of the magazine article on which the screenplay is based. We see Destiny’s struggle to support her ailing grandmother, her loneliness in the big city, how she is victim to scams and mistreatment at multiple turns, and the general unfairness of a system rigged against her. Not that the film makes this as an excuse for what she does. However, it does provide a compelling set of reasons. Romana by contrast is a street-smart character who you can’t imagine ever going straight – a kind of Jimmy the Gent to Destiny’s Henry Hill. Of course, she justifies what they do to Destiny and the various other girls they drag into their con-gang. They succeed, and become a “family” of sorts, before the inevitable downfall.

Of course there’s a female empowerment narrative, but one that is interesting and asks important questions – not just about Wall Street men and the women they use and abuse, but also about the nature of America in general (“Money makes me horny” and “America is a strip club” being two key lines deployed at crucial points). There is sexualisation and nudity on display here (and drug abuse and strong language, whilst I’m chucking out warnings), but in a limited way that allows just enough scene-setting titillation, before delving into the story. Even that titillation is told directorially in a very interesting way, with an opening shot that follows strippers onto the stage, around the poles and so on, offering a perspective I can’t ever recall seeing in a film before (ie from the stripper’s point of view, not the customers). A scene shortly afterwards shows just how difficult it really is to pole-dance, stripping back the façade (if you’ll forgive the pun) and delving into the athletic abilities required. The pole-dancing in this film feels more like circus acrobat art than anything (in fact, Jennifer Lopez said in an interview that it was the hardest part of the performance).

I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Oscar nominations for Wu or Lopez. I think it even stands a good chance of a Best Picture/Director nomination too. For me, Hustlers is one of the best films I’ve seen this year. A genuine pleasant surprise.

How scary are my novels?

I’ve had a lot of people ask about the level of scariness in the novels from my “Spooky Quintet” (yes, it’s a rubbish umbrella name, but it’s temporary until I can think of a better one).

As I’ve said in the past, I’ve been reluctant to label these novels as horror, purely because that term conjures up gory images of axe murderers stalking foolish teenagers. My horror stories have a rather different sensibility, and some are more horror-ish than others. In fact, I would argue they are more modern-gothic ghost story mysteries, on the whole.

Still, since I’m asked this question all the time by nervous, I-don’t-do-horror-but-your-books-sound-interesting readers, here’s a non-spoiler overview of how scary you can expect these novels to be, and where they fit within my psychological mystery/supernatural thriller/horror spectrum. I’m calling this the “SSS” – Simon’s Scariness Scale. I’ve also include one or two “comparison texts” so you can get an idea of not only the scariness tone, but the kind of scariness.

The Birds Began to Sing

The Birds Began to Sing_1600x2400_Front CoverMore psychological thriller/mystery than horror, and if it were a film, probably wouldn’t be rated stronger than 12A (that’s PG-13 for our American cousins). Yes, there is plenty of page-turning suspense, with our imperilled heroine wandering spooky corridors at night, but let’s put it this way; my notoriously easy-to-scare mother braved it, and managed to reach the ending unscathed. It’s only a notch up from something like Daphne Du Maurier’s Rebecca.

SSS rating: 4/10.

The Thistlewood Curse

THE THISTLEWOOD CURSE Cover (JPG Print version)This begins more like a whodunnit, develops into a supernatural thriller, and really only segues into horror during the finale, in quite a gradual slow-burn. Yes, the bodies do pile up a bit, but in scariness, only a notch or so up from The Birds Began to Sing.

SSS rating: 6/10.

Spectre of Springwell Forest

SSF coverA properly full-blown ghostly gothic horror mystery, most akin to something like an MR James short story, or The Woman in Black. It is a slow-burn, but it does build to a properly spine-chilling finale that will test the nerves, so I’m giving this one a higher scariness rating.

SSS rating: 9/10.

The Irresistible Summons

simon-dillon-irresistible-summons-full-resFor the most part, I’d argue this is a supernatural conspiracy thriller. However, the final act is undoubtedly in clear horror territory, in a pretty full-on manner. Comparison texts would be something like Coma crossed with the more horrific elements of Lars von Trier’s The Kingdom.

SSS rating: Most of the book, 7/10, the last bit, 10/10.

Phantom Audition

PHANTOM AUDITIONDespite the sinister (and rather brilliant) cover, this is much more a psychological mystery/drama than a horror tale. In fact, I’d argue it isn’t really scary at all. Suspenseful and gripping yes, but not scary (despite a violent sequence near the end). With this book, I was more interested in messing with your head than making you afraid. It is more unsettling than The Birds Began to Sing, but no more scary, if that makes sense. I’d also add Sarah Water’s The Little Stranger as a scariness comparison text.

SSS rating: 4/10.

Phantom Audition is published by Dragon Soul Press, and is out on the 19th of October. Click here to pre-order your copy now.

Phantom Audition – The Cover

I love the cover for my new novel Phantom Audition (courtesy of Salvation Creations). Most of the novel is set in a sinister Jacobean mansion, so the image is appropriate. The blood splatter is a nice touch, but I want to emphasise that this is much more of a gothic psychological mystery than a horror story. In fact, it’s not all that scary compared with my last two novels, although it is suspenseful and will mess with your head (especially the ending).

PHANTOM AUDITION

Phantom Audition is published by Dragon Soul Press, and is out on the 19th of October. Click here to pre-order your copy now.

Film Review – It Chapter Two

pennywise-it-chapter-2

To be honest, It has never been one of my favourite Stephen King horror stories. I much prefer Misery, The Shining, and especially Carrie. Still, the novel (and especially the 1990 TV mini-series) proved hugely popular, which brings us to this, the second of Andy Muschietti’s two part adaptation. The previous film I liked with reservations. This one, I like with a few more reservations.

Picking up twenty-seven years after events of the first film, It: Chapter Two sees the now adult members of the “Losers Club” return to their home town, to counter the return of malevolent supernatural clown Pennywise once and for all. In doing so, all the characters face demons from their past, to entertaining albeit protracted effect (this clocks in at nearly three hours long).

Performances – from the likes of James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain – are all good. The direction is solid, and the money is certainly up there on screen. Unfortunately, that’s part of the problem. Somehow all the CGI spectacle drowns out the scares (for me at least). The jokes also undercut the fear factor at times, and so do the obvious in-joke references to other horror films (everything from The Thing to Poltergeist). There’s even a silly Stephen King cameo amongst the many things that could have been trimmed to curtail over-length. The idea of the demonic Pennywise didn’t make a lick of sense to start with, and here, as origin explanation attempts are made, the whole premise becomes even less coherent.

I suppose those with clown phobia will find this creepy, and some of the set pieces are effective (an early one involving fortune cookies stood out for me), but as with the previous film, the real monsters are human. Indeed, the most frightening and downright disturbing sequence came at the start, with a truly vicious (and arguably gratuitous) homophobic attack. It’s a very nasty opening which quite honestly I felt belonged in a different film. Here I should add the usual warnings for violence, buckets of gore, and swearing.

In summary, I expect It: Chapter Two will be a big hit, just like the previous film. And like the previous film,  I enjoyed It, despite the flaws, without getting particularly excited about it.

New Novel! Phantom Audition out on 19th October

PHANTOM AUDITIONI’ve got a new novel coming out. Another so soon after The Irresistible Summons, I hear you ask? Yes. This one’s called Phantom Audition.

A supernaturally tinged psychological mystery, Phantom Audition is another gripping nail-biter, but for all it’s creepy edges, I refuse to call it a horror story, as it really isn’t all that scary. I know the cover and the blurb make it appear otherwise, but this is more of a suspenseful, mess-with-your-head tale than an outright terrifying one. Despite a violent sequence near the finale, I reckon my mother could probably read it, and she scares quite easily.

Here’s the blurb from the back of the book:

Small-time actress Mia Yardley, recently widowed wife of renowned actor Steven Yardley, discovers her late husband’s secret acting diary.

The diary details appointments made with a psychic medium, who advised Steven on which roles to take. It also raises questions about his mysterious and inexplicable suicide.

Seeking answers, Mia speaks to the medium, but in doing so is drawn into an ever- deepening mystery about what happened to her husband during the final days of his life. Eventually, she is forced to ask the terrible question: was Steven Yardley murdered by a vengeful evil from beyond the grave?

Phantom Audition is published by Dragon Soul Press, and is out on the 19th of October. Click here to pre-order your copy now.