Film Review – Barbarian

Credit: 20th Century Studios

Zach Cregger’s horror film Barbarian has been largely well-reviewed and comes with the promise of 18 certificate/R-rated gnarly scares and gore. For the most part, it delivers, though I must confess at a certain point, it ceased to be scary for me, once I realised “Oh, it’s that kind of horror film.” But for a good portion of the running time, especially the first act, the suspense and dread are first-rate. Others may find it scary throughout, since what frightens varies from person to person. But regardless of scariness, the film is well-written, acted, and directed, delivering a solid slice of genre goods.

The plot involves Tess (Georgina Campbell), a young woman who arrives in darkness at an Airbnb situated in a derelict Detroit suburb. She is here for a job interview, due to take place in the city the following day. However, upon arrival, she discovers the property has been double booked, and that a mysterious young man, Keith (Bill Skarsgård), is already in residence. They call the agency to straighten things out but end up with answerphone messages. Because it is dark, pouring with rain, and there’s a convention in town (or so Keith claims), getting a hotel elsewhere will be difficult. For this reason, Tess agrees to take the bedroom whilst Keith (chivalrously?) takes the sofa. The audience already knows this is a bad idea, because, unlike Tess, they know the genre of the story she inhabits.

Part of the fun of a film like Barbarian is inwardly urging the imperilled heroine not to go down into that basement, secret passage, staircase, labyrinth of dark tunnels, and so forth, knowing damn well that she will. We get plenty of that throughout the film, but with a few clever twists and turns, where expectations and conventions are turned on their heads. After an escalation of events in act one that I won’t spoil, a second plot thread is introduced, involving a scandal-ridden Hollywood TV actor (Justin Long), then a third, which flashes back to the Ronald Reagan era. These narrative jumps are deliberately jarring, but they pinball with deft aplomb into unexpected convergences, with flashes of absurdist dark humour to punctuate the horror. There’s even a touch of satire and social comment, on everything from modern romance to post-#metoo Hollywood and urban decay.

Georgina Campbell is particularly good in the lead, managing the tricky task of making Tess’s bad decisions appear logical, compassionate, cautious, and courageous. At one point, she simply says “nope”, delaying the pursuit of a particularly sinister discovery until she finds a way to do so that, whilst still highly inadvisable, isn’t completely insane. These onscreen acknowledgements of the dangers inherent in her situation go a long way to providing suspension of disbelief, and it is primarily Campbell who sells this. She’s a name to watch.

Other praiseworthy elements of the film include the music score (Anna Drubich) and the cinematography (Zach Kuperstein). The lens choices of the latter add a great deal to the nightmarish atmosphere, but also serve to make the film feel focused and claustrophobic when it threatens to sprawl. A sinister tone is maintained in scenes where the audience may have relaxed a little more, had different visual choices been made.

In short, Cregger deserves a lot of credit for maintaining the tension throughout, and his cast and crew make great contributions selling this Russian doll of a horror story. Highly recommended to the horror crowd, and cautiously recommended to other audiences, if they can summon the nerve.

UK Certificate: 18

US Certificate: R

Content Warnings: Strong bloody violence, gore, horror, swearing.

New Short Story: Vindicta

Image by Matthew Z. from Pixabay

My latest short story Vindicta, a spine-tingling tale about a ghost ship, is now available for your reading pleasure, having been published by Medium publication Fictions. Set shortly after the end of World War II, it concerns a jewel thief and murderer whose past catches up with him whilst fleeing for South America.

What inspired this story? Initially my youngest son, who said I hadn’t written a ghost ship story before, so I should have a go. Because I’d been researching British merchant navy losses to German U-boats during World War II, I was struck with inspiration for the time period, as well as some of the other subject matter. This included Jewish treasures looted under Nazi occupation, sold through dubious sources. The title is Latin for vengeance, so a certain amount of guesswork concerning the narrative can be extrapolated from that. Although I hope the finale still surprises.

All three parts are now available to read.

Click here for Part One

Click here for Part Two

Click here for Part Three

I hope you enjoy it.

Film Review – Black Adam

Credit: Warner Brothers

A scene halfway through Black Adam features the eponymous title character (Dwayne Johnson) in a fight with Hawkman (Aldis Hodge), amid a bedroom decorated with DC Comics posters and memorabilia, mainly of Superman and Batman. Said memorabilia is trashed in the fight, in what perhaps passes for poking fun at DC’s better-known characters. Certainly, the characters on display in Jaume Collet-Serra’s indifferent superhero film aren’t likely to be familiar to those of us less steeped in comic book lore. I had to quiz my comic-mad eldest quite substantially afterwards, as I didn’t have a clue who anyone was. Not that I particularly cared. Black Adam is a slickly produced, entirely run-of-the-mill affair.

The plot? It begins with a nonsensical, video-game-type prologue concerning the pre-Babylonian civilisation of Kahdaq. After some barely coherent piffle about slaves digging for a supernatural metal called Eternium, a demon-possessed crown, a slave uprising, an execution, a wizard council, bestowing of powers, Teth-Adam (Johnson) being found unworthy of said powers, and his subsequent imprisonment, the film flashes forward to present day Kahdaq, which has been oppressed by a vaguely defined military dictatorship. 

Freedom fighter Adrianna (Sarah Shahi) seeks the now legendary demon-possessed crown, lest it falls into the wrong hands, accidentally releasing Teth-Adam from his prison in the process. But Adrianna’s son Amon (Bodhi Sabongui) believes Teth-Adam to be a hero, and starts to bond with him, teaching him catchphrases. Meanwhile, the Justice Society (not the Justice League, that’s different, apparently) — consisting of seer-wizard Doctor Fate (Pierce Brosnan), Atom Smasher (Noah Centineo), Cyclone (Quintessa Swindell), and the aforementioned Hawkman (essentially, DC’s versions of Doctor Strange, Ant-Man, Storm, and Falcon respectively) — are sent by Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) to curtail the threat that Teth-Adam supposedly poses to the rest of the world.

Clumsy attempts at allusions to US military interventions abroad (lots of blithering about Imperialism perhaps designed to make one think of recent conflicts in Afghanistan, Iraq, and so forth) don’t add any depth to the slick but superficial mayhem on display here. Characters are largely underdeveloped and one-dimensional. The action scenes are packed with Synder-esque slo-mo porn, and quite honestly it all gets a bit tiresome. On the plus side, there are a few laughs, even though Johnson is much more fun in other recent roles, in films like Jumanji or Jungle Cruise.

It seems foolish to apply logic to a film like Black Adam, but some of the plot holes are ridiculous even for a film of this kind. For instance, the fate of one particular character is entirely avoidable, if one stops to think for more than a millisecond. Perhaps it is churlish to be down on an unpretentious comic book movie, but because the bar for superhero films has been set so high in the 21st Century — think Batman Begins, Captain America: Civil War, and Logan, for instance — films like this simply don’t pass muster. Frankly, if you want a bit of action and fun from the recent DC Universe output, you’re better off with another viewing of Shazam! instead of forking out hard-earned cash for this one. In short, Black Adam isn’t terrible, but it is deeply average at best, and one for completists only.

UK Certificate: 12A

US Certificate: PG-13

Film Review – The Banshees of Inisherin

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The Banshees of Inisherin, the latest from In Bruges and Three Billboards Outside Epping, Missouri, writer-director Martin McDonagh, is a rather splendid piece of work, and one of the best films I’ve seen this year. Granted, it won’t be for everyone, given its offbeat, deliberately paced, dark subject, but it is shot through with a vein of jet-black humour, as per his previous work. I suspect it might be his most personal film to date, for reasons I’ll come back to in a moment.

On the fictional small island of Inisherin, just off the Irish coast, circa 1923, civil war rages on the mainland. Islanders are confused as to who is fighting whom, and why. At least things were more clear-cut when the English were the enemy. Amid this tight-knit island community, fiddler Colm (Brendan Gleeson) tells his long-time pal Pádraic (Colin Farrell), that he no longer wants anything to do with him. “I just don’t like you no more,” he says, after insisting it is nothing Pádraic has said or done to cause such treatment. When further pressed, Colm tells Pádraic he is dull, talking at length about the contents of his donkey’s excrement. “It was my pony, which shows how much you were listening,” Pádraic replies.

The kind but simple Pádraic can’t understand why Colm is now determined to cut him out of his life. He claims it is to spend time composing, as he worries about his legacy, but Pádraic can’t understand this. Pádraic’s book-loving sister Siobhán (Kerry Condon) tries to act as diplomat between the two, but when Colm threatens to cut off one finger every time Pádraic speaks to him until he gets the message, she urges him to leave Colm alone.

A subplot involving troubled, socially awkward local lad Dominic (Barry Keoghan) and his obnoxious, abusive policeman father Peadar Kearney (Gary Lydon), weaves around this main narrative. Pádraic’s attitude to Dominic mirrors that of Colm towards him. At least Pádraic isn’t as stupid as Dominic, his sister says, attempting to comfort him. But Dominic isn’t quite the island idiot everyone believes him to be. Pádraic’s bewilderment turns to feud, and events start to take a darker turn, as foretold by the enigmatic Mrs Rearden (Bríd Ní Neachtain); an elderly crone who hovers at the edge of the narrative like a witch, or one of the Fates, or perhaps even one of the now silent, observational banshees alluded to by Colm at one point in the story.

The Banshees of Inisherin features first-rate performances, confident direction, and spectacular cinematography courtesy of Ben Davis, who makes tremendous use of the Aran Islands locations. The landscapes are rugged, geological oddities, with cliffs unlike any I’ve seen elsewhere, and a curious, labyrinthine network of walls and paths between Pádraic’s home and the local public house. The remote, lonely imagery provides a bleak but beautiful visual counterpoint to the film’s darker themes, which are (to my mind) a clear metaphor for the greater conflict on the mainland in microcosm.

With an inspired score by Carter Burwell providing the icing on a particularly tasty cinematic cake, this is pretty much a must-see for any serious filmgoer, though I stress again it isn’t for everyone, as it doesn’t end with a conventional resolution. The misery of the Irish conflict has a great deal of contemporary resonance, which is why I suspect this is McDonagh’s most personal work. There’s an underlying sense of despair at male pride and its far-reaching consequences that is more pronounced than in his previous films. The tone is more melancholy. More serious. And whilst the dark humour is the spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down, this is bitter medicine indeed. Nonetheless, this is a very fine piece of cinema, best seen on a big screen for those incredible island vistas.

UK Certificate: 15

US Certificate: R

Content Warnings: Strong language, injury detail, domestic abuse, brief nudity.

Novels Update October 2022

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Things have been exceptionally busy for me on multiple fronts lately, with ongoing articles on Medium, short stories, Patreon, and further writing opportunities that have come my way. However, I thought it high time I gave an update as to the status of the novels I’m actively working on, or actively showing to literary agents and publishers.

Ravenseed

This Dark Ages-set fantasy of love, lust, betrayal, and vengeance rather hit a dead end when I submitted it to literary agents and publishers earlier this year. I considered self-publishing, but my instinct is to hold on to it for the time being. I have a sneaking suspicion I’ve not exhausted mainstream publication possibilities. I suppose I’m disappointed by the initial response, but then again, the novel is quite unconventional in a number of ways. It has three points of view – one present tense first person, one third person, and one past tense first person, depending on which part of the story is being told (there are two additional framing device narratives in the present day, though the bulk of the story is the Dark Ages stuff). On top of this, the story is fantasy, with a hefty dash of forbidden romance, which genre-wise falls outside my primary gothic mystery oeuvre.

The White Nest (not the real title)

This gothic mystery thriller is currently being considered by literary agents, and I’m pleased to report some interest has been shown, so there is potential hope on that front. If I manage to land an agent and publisher, naturally I’ll break the news here, so watch this space. I should add The White Nest isn’t the real title. I’m hanging on to that information for now. Well, I was, until I accidentally let it slip in a video update on Patreon. So, if you’re a Patreon supporter you know the real title. Please keep it secret for now, like we discussed.

The George Hughes Trilogy (new titles to be confirmed)

I previously published what I call the George Hughes trilogy under different titles: George Goes to Mars, George Goes to Titan, and George Goes to Neptune. These novels are science fiction adventures aimed at the Harry Potter/Alex Rider demographic (and the young at heart) packed with interplanetary action and thrills. I’m very proud of them. However, I’m not proud of the titles they were originally released under, as in retrospect, it makes them sound like books for much younger children. Hence why they are currently unavailable. I’m retitling them, and also taking an opportunity to do a hefty redraft, to tidy up the manuscripts. These novels were some of the first I wrote, and having learned a great deal since those days, I want to bring the text up to my current standards. But the stories themselves have not changed. I hope to have the newly titled versions out by the end of the year, which is a deadline I may not manage, but I shall certainly aim for it.

I’ll add an update soon concerning the status of the various short stories I’ve worked on this year. It will include where you can read my latest ghost story, Vindicta, and my plans for a second short story anthology. Watch this space.

Medium and Patreon Update: October 2022

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As I’ve recently launched on Patreon, I’ve decided to combine my monthly Medium highlights with Patreon highlights. If you aren’t already a supporter on Patreon, please take a look at this link, which outlines my writing goals for the next year, clearly stating how much I wish to raise and why, and offering support levels of £2, £4, £8, and £25 per month, with different benefits at each level. Please consider supporting me, even if only at the lower level, as every pound makes a huge difference.

The big Patreon news this month is, as of this week, I’ve started serialising the current draft of my novel The Balliol Conspiracy. This somewhat unusual story begins as a psychological mystery, evolving into a romantic spy thriller of sorts akin to novels such as John Buchan’s The Thirty-Nine Steps and Hitchcock films like North by Northwest.

The Balliol Conspiracy proved a real change of pace for me when I wrote it, as frankly, I wanted to write a novel that (for once) wouldn’t give my mother nightmares. As such, I strove to keep events at a PG level, even though it is a grown-up thriller with a strong, suspenseful narrative. At its heart, this is a history-based treasure hunt tale, leading to a new lease of life for its bereaved protagonist, who has a mysterious compulsion for purchasing and cataloguing suitcases left in airports. I don’t want to say too much more, except that it also involves Balliol College in Oxford, the infamous “Galloping Gertie” Tacoma Narrows bridge disaster, and the head of Oliver Cromwell!

If you become a “Knight of the Dillon Empire” at £8 per month, you get at least one draft chapter of The Balliol Conspiracy per month, as well as all the benefits of the lower “Ally of the Dillon Empire” and “Free Citizen of the Dillon Empire” tiers. These include updates on all I’m doing, which sometimes take the form of videos of me prattling in various locations such as Dartmoor. You also get draft previews of short stories, deleted snippets of published books, exclusive peeks at rejected cover artworks, further insights into my creative process, and more.

I hope many of you consider supporting me, and that you enjoy the exclusive material. In the meantime, here’s a selection of my highlights from Medium over the past month. Those of you who aren’t Medium subscribers get three free reads per month. However, if you decide to subscribe to Medium to read all my work (and the work of many others), please do so via this link, as it means I financially benefit from your subscription. Thank you for supporting my writing endeavours, and I hope you enjoy the following.

My Ten Favourite Sci-Fi Films

A much procrastinated over selection featuring UFOs, futuristic dystopias, AI nightmares, reality television, time travel, and more.

My Ten Favourite Vampire Films

Twilight emphatically excluded with extreme prejudice.

Ten Great Films Under 90 Minutes

If your time is limited, great movie choices are still possible.

Why is The Wicker Man So Terrifying?

Robin Hardy’s 1973 folk horror classic still gets under the skin.

Is It Ever Acceptable to Use a Phone in a Cinema?

Short answer: No. After a recent extraordinary confrontation, I can’t believe I’m still having to say this.

I Pity Those Who Don’t Find ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ Funny

Any excuse to talk about John Cleese’s hilarious classic comedy heist thriller.

Race, Representation, and The Rings of Power

How online review-bombing extremists are ruining legitimate critical discourse of the Tolkien TV series.

Underrated Disney: The Journey of Natty Gann

A neglected gem from the Disney wilderness years.

That’s it from me this month. Thank you again for all your support, and a special big thank you to my ten first monthly supporters on Patreon – Claus, Robin, David S, David P, Steve, Yasmine and Ville, Sterling, Galina, Ian, and Gillian, plus those who have contributed one-off donations on Ko-fi. And also to Ruth and Iain. I’ll leave it there, before this degenerates into an Oscar acceptance speech, suffice to say, it is greatly appreciated.

Film Review – Emily

Credit: Warner Brothers

As a devotee of the Bronte sisters, I had high hopes for writer-director Frances O’Connor’s Emily, the legendary author who wrote the gothic, ghostly romantic obsession classic Wuthering Heights. In some ways, the film delivers, with cinematographer Nanu Segal rendering appropriately bleak vistas of Yorkshire moors, Abel Korzeniowski contributing a fine score, and most emphatically, Emma Mackey giving her all in the lead, hamstrung by a somewhat by-the-numbers screenplay.

Said screenplay will give many a huffy historian pause, as this not exactly fact-based biopic rather unimaginatively shoehorns the plot of Wuthering Heights into Emily Bronte’s tragically short thirty-year life. In that respect, obviously, we have Emily as the sullen, socially awkward, but fiery, free-thinking Cathy. However, the Heathcliff role is sort of split in two, with Emily’s borderline incestuous love for her ne’er-do-well brother Branwell (Fionn Whitehead) and her passionate loathing-to-love affair with repressed curate William Weightman (Oliver Jackson-Cohen), a man torn between love, lust, and his duty to appear pious.

Weightman lived with the Bronte family for a while, to assist Emily’s widowed parish priest father (Adrian Dunbar), but as to whether such an affair ever took place, who knows? I was less bothered by this potential flight of fancy, and more irritated at the portrayal of Emily’s sister Charlotte (Alexandra Dowling) as patronising, competitive, and uptight, given that she is another author I revere (for Jane Eyre). Perhaps I’m being unfair, and this is an accurate portrayal of what she was like, but again, who knows? I’ll leave it to the Bronte historians to argue it out.

Not that I think history should necessarily be slavishly adhered to in a film of this kind, but I wanted more full-blooded shenanigans. Emily gets by, though mostly in low gear, in look and form much akin to other literary biopics, such as the underrated Becoming Jane. Yes, there are corset-fumbling sex scenes and experiments with opium (another historical eyebrow-raise), but it rarely seems to catch fire with proper passion. That said, O’Connor does stage a couple of memorable scenes — one a ghostly prank that suggests possession, and another involving characters in a desperate embrace on either side of hanging linen. The supporting cast does well enough, and it’s certainly not a bad film, per se, albeit a rather ordinary one.

Incidentally, the third Bronte sister, Anne (Emelia Gething), doesn’t have a huge presence in this film either, but I’ve always loved her novel The Tenant of Wildfell Hall. It’s also worth noting this film smuggles in contemporary mental health concerns about trauma, depression, and so forth. The characters don’t name the issues, but they are there for 21st Century audiences to pick up on. It’s just a shame the film wasn’t as dramatically gripping as I’d hoped. Not a dead loss by any means, but nor is Emily must-see material, even for Bronte fans.

UK Certificate: 15

US Certificate: R

Content Warnings: Sex, drug use.

Film Review – Amsterdam

Credit: 20th Century Studios

“A lot of this really happened” is the claim made at the start of David O Russell’s latest, Amsterdam, referring to a little-known alarming footnote in US political history. This New York-set caper involving murder, conspiracy, friendship, romance, and the rise of fascism circa the 1930s, is a dense dish of a film that for all its complexity and intermittent entertainment value ultimately underwhelms. But it’s certainly not a dead loss, and apart from anything else, boasts a fabulous cast, led by Christian Bale, John David Washington, and Margot Robbie. 

Bale and Washington play World War I veterans Burt Berendsen and Harold Woodsman, a doctor and lawyer respectively. Burt’s reputation is less than stellar, given his experiments with dubious medicines to assist veterans in pain. He and Harold are hired to perform a secret autopsy on their dead commanding officer from the war, Bill Meekins (Ed Begley Jr); a thoroughly decent man whose daughter Elizabeth (Taylor Swift) believes was murdered. They find evidence proving Elizabeth’s hypothesis, but events quickly escalate in a way that puts Burt and Harold in the frame for his murder. 

Flashbacks to the war reveal how Burt and Harold met, and how an artistically inclined, free-spirited nurse called Valerie (Margot Robbie) helped reconstruct their faces after being wounded. The three formed a strong bond, with Valerie and Harold also getting romantically involved, sharing happy times together after the war in Amsterdam. These halcyon days are cut short when Burt returns home to pursue the object of his desire, Beatrice (Andrea Riseborough), but she proves rather indecisive, due to her disapproving father. 

Back in the present, twists and turns ensue, involving a supporting cast that also includes Chris Rock, Anja Taylor-Joy, Matthias Schoenaerts, Allesandro Nivola, Michael Shannon, Mike Myers, Zoe Saldana, Timothy Olyphant, Rami Malek, and Robert De Niro. Performances are all good, but the screenplay doesn’t have quite the zip and bite it needs. It tries to be too many things at once — French New Wave-ish two-men-and-a-woman quirk-fest, satire, farce, thriller, and serious political drama — but fails to score direct hits in any form. Although the film does just enough to keep the audience engaged, it’s overly complicated, giving the impression of two or three films stuffed together. 

The film also clumsily strives to imply parallels with contemporary events when tying the story into factual elements. Not necessarily a bad thing to aim for, but it all feels a bit forced. Still, for all its flaws, Amsterdam is an enjoyable watch, even though its sprawling, self-indulgent tone means it isn’t in the same league as some of Russell’s previous films. Great 1930s atmosphere too, courtesy of JR Hawbaker and Albert Wolsky’s costumes, Judy Becker’s production design, and Emmanuel Lubezki’s rich cinematography.

UK Certificate: 15

US Certificate: R

Content Warnings: Violence, injury and surgery details, swearing.

Opening Chapters: Children of the Folded Valley

Over the past few weeks on Medium, I’ve been showcasing some of the opening chapters from my novels. The series draws to a close with this initial segment of my dystopian sci-fi coming of age novel Children of the Folded Valley. Since it partly draws from my own experiences of growing up in a cult, it is perhaps the most “personal” of my novels currently in publication (though the term “personal” always strikes me as faintly absurd, as I consider all my stories personal in some way).

Here are the first few paragraphs:

We spend our adult lives trying to regain what we lost in childhood.

I do not claim to be unique in that respect. Whilst it might be argued that I lost more than some, we all, I think, chase after what we once had or never had. What we lost cannot be replaced, but we chase after it nonetheless.

Some think of what they lost with romantic rose-tinted spectacles, whilst others are more pragmatic. Some deny it, others get angry about it, others still accept it and seek help from friends, family, lovers, therapists, priests, gurus, or anyone else who will listen. But I cannot do that. I can never tell my friends, my colleagues, my wife, or my children what happened to me in the Folded Valley.

Since escaping all those years ago, I have been searching; but mine is not a sentimental journey. I do not long for the past, yet nor do I think of it as exclusively bad. I don’t ever want to go back, but I want things that are trapped there, lost forever.

What I lost, I lost on the railway line that runs along the southern edge of Dartmoor. I can still see the train disappearing; a silhouette against the bleak moors and darkening sunset skies. I can still smell the freshly cut grass, sense the cool breeze and feel the stinging tears. I remember the relief at escaping, the fear of what lay ahead, and the horrible churning sensation at the knowledge that everything I had ever known was gone.

That happened in August 1982.

From Children of the Folded Valley by Simon Dillon

You can read the whole of the chapter here, and read my companion piece article on this series here. Alternatively, to purchase a copy of Children of the Folded Valley (ebook or paperback) click here (for the UK), here (for the US), or here, if you wish to purchase via Smashwords.

Film Review – Mrs Harris Goes to Paris

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A cynical perusal of the machine-tooled publicity material for Mrs Harris Goes to Paris (complete with endorsements from such highbrow cinematic publications as GQ and Cosmopolitan) caused me to enter this film with low expectations. I emerged a couple of hours later pleasantly surprised. Yes, it’s as light as a soufflé and hardly going to challenge the brain cells, but this second adaptation of Paul Gallico’s novel (there’s an earlier TV movie from 1992 that I haven’t seen), is a lovely piece of work. Certainly, I’d opt for this over Ticket to Paradise (which I saw last week); another recent release that aims at escapism but fails to tug heartstrings in the same way.

Mrs Harris Goes to Paris is a Cinderella-esque wish-fulfilment fairy tale of sorts. Set in 1957, it concerns the eponymous Ada Harris (Lesley Manville), a widowed London cleaner who, after winning the football pools, scrimps and saves for a trip to Paris. There she is determined to buy a £500 Christian Dior dress, having seen one at the home of a client (an agreeably snooty Anna Chancellor). Her presence upsets the imperiously Gallic Claudine (Isabelle Huppert), who oversees the Dior establishment. But Ada is a force of nature who, during her stay in Paris, manages to bring radical change for the better to Dior, as well as to the personal lives of those who work there. These include kindly but unhappy model Natasha (Alba Baptista) and Sartre-loving accountant André (Lucas Bravo), who quietly longs for her. Romance may also be in the air for Ada herself, in the form of the charming Marquis de Chassagne (Lambert Wilson).

Some critics have said Manville and Huppert’s roles are beneath them, and that the film itself is unrealistic escapist fluff. Well, of course it is, you twits. What’s more, it’s very effective, well-crafted escapist fluff that put a huge smile on my face and lifted my spirits, making me feel far better going out of the cinema than when I came in. Frankly, that’s a win in my book, especially these days. As for saying these roles are beneath Manville and Huppert, that’s a snobby assertion as ridiculous as demanding Ken Loach-style gritty realism from a film of this kind (though Loach would probably approve of the various worker’s rights subplots).

Manville and Huppert are both on fine form. So are the rest of the cast, which also includes Ellen Thomas as Ada’s upbeat best friend Violet, and Jason Isaacs as good-humoured dog-racing bookie Archie. Yes, there’s a certain amount of cockney cliché, and the Parisians couldn’t be more caricatured if they wore strings of onions around their necks. But despite these stereotypes, these are warm, generous characters, all of whom show kindness to Ada. As expected, even the prickly Claudine gradually thaws.

The upshot is entirely as expected, but how that point is arrived at is where the pleasure lies in a story like this. Here, the “how” is charming and satisfying, depicting a delightful world where unhappiness can be dispelled with a kind word and a cup of tea. Director Anthony Fabian and cinematographer Felix Wiedemann manage to make Paris appear picture postcard even in the midst of a rubbish collection strike, and naturally, the clothes are fabulous. The music, by Rael Jones, is appropriately uplifting, at times recalling Michael Giacchino’s score for Up.

In short, this is a chirpy, cheerful, warm hug of a film. It may not be destined for classic status, but I suspect it will prove irresistible to all but the most hardened cynic.

UK Certificate: PG

US Certificate: PG