Was It Worth Starting a Patreon Page?

Another awkward attempt at a “selfie”.

Last September I took the plunge on Patreon, not knowing whether I’d find a single supporter. As it happens, I attracted a small but dedicated group of brilliant people who have been consistently wonderful and encouraging, in their support and patronage of my writing endeavours. I offer this article as a transparent attempt at encouraging more patrons (should you be so inclined), and also as an encouragement to other writers considering attempting a similar endeavour.

How should one go about starting a Patreon page?

I offer this advice purely from an experiential perspective, not as any kind of expert. Goodness knows, I’m hardly businessman material, nor am I part of the know-it-all “hustle-bro” contingent (I despise that term, so will put money in the swear jar for using it). But if I consider it worth giving something a go, I tend to try my absolute best. So here are my thoughts on starting a Patreon page, to be taken with a pinch (or sack) of salt, due to my limited credentials.

To start, I recommend laying out a clear case for support, to which you can be held accountable. My “About Simon Dillon” page has a little about myself, where I live, my interests, and the case for supporting me on Patreon under the headings “What Do I Write?”, “What Will You Be Funding?”, and “What Do You Get In Return?” The first discusses what I write, and why I need financial support. The second lists clear goals for the first year (to be updated in the second), which I am working through. As for the final section, it details what I offer patrons, depending on their giving levels.

Regarding giving levels, I know some pages have umpteen different support levels, but I kept to four in the end. And in truth, I probably should have kept it to three (I’ll get to why in a moment). These need to offer clear perks for supporters.

I’d also recommend having a video at the start, welcoming people and asking for support. I hate talking on camera, but I do think this is a necessary evil, as it helps people connect with you better, no matter how awkward you might feel. I also recorded a video message to welcome those who support me. Nice graphics on your profile also help. It is important to present yourself well.

After that, it’s a matter of consistently updating patrons, providing what you promise to benefit-wise for each giving level. Most importantly, it is vital to remain accountable, explaining to your supporters exactly where you are at in your stated goals. This demonstrates that you are using their money to productive effect, and not merely sitting on the sofa watching Netflix.

What do I offer on Patreon?

Returning to my earlier comment on giving levels, I opted for four: Ally of the Dillon Empire (£2 per month), Free Citizen of the Dillon Empire (£4 per month), Knight of the Dillon Empire (£8 per month), and General of the Dillon Empire (£25 per month).

No one has taken me up on the latter giving level yet. The reason for the big cost is at that level, I offer ”a monthly 30-minute one-to-one discussion over Zoom, where you can ask any questions about my writing, pick my brains for writing advice, or simply chat about favourite novels or films.” I think, in retrospect, that isn’t the biggest draw. People get quite enough of my wittering in print, so experiencing it one-to-one for that cost is perhaps a bit much. Still, I’ll keep it up there for now. Some people do ask for advice from time to time, and my wife and various other encouraging people around me insist my time is valuable.

As for the other levels, I’ve had plenty of success. Here’s a brief look at some of the perks I offer. I’ve made the example items concerned public, for the purposes of this piece, but normally they’d be encrypted for patrons-only access.

Regular update videos: These invariably feature me looking awkward whilst my eldest son adds snarky remarks in post-production. Here’s one from a couple of months ago, as an example. For some reason, these are my most popular posts on Patreon.

Insights into my writing process: These exclusive articles offer my thoughts on exactly how I go about writing novels, short stories, and so forth. Here’s a short piece I wrote on my bad writing habits.

Interviews with my characters: These are fun pieces intended as a bit of a laugh for my patrons, especially if they are familiar with the novels or short stories in question. Here’s an example, in which I interview a supporting character from my horror-thriller novel The Irresistible Summons.

Exclusive unseen material: Short stories and novellas are previewed in draft form to patrons, either in full or in part. They also get all my fiction writing news first, with first looks at covers, as well as discarded concepts, deleted scenes, and other short fictional bits and pieces that will never be seen anywhere else. For instance, here’s a piece written for an online writing course I recently attended at the Curtis Brown Literary Agency, run by One Day author David Nicholls.

Exclusive serialised chapters of entire novels: This is, I suspect, the biggest draw for supporters. I’m currently serialising my mystery thriller The Balliol Conspiracy, a novel that rather sits outside my usual gothic horror oeuvre. As I say, at the start of the preface to Chapter 1:

“It’s a somewhat unusual story that begins as a psychological mystery, evolving into a romantic spy thriller of sorts akin to novels such as John Buchan’s The Thirty-Nine Steps and Hitchcock films like North by Northwest. This proved a real change of pace for me when I wrote it, as frankly, I wanted to write a novel that (for once) wouldn’t give my mother nightmares. As such, I strove to keep events at a PG level, even though it is a grown-up thriller with a strong, suspenseful narrative.

At its heart, this is a history-based treasure hunt tale, leading to a new lease of life for its bereaved protagonist, who has a mysterious compulsion for purchasing and cataloguing suitcases left in airports. I don’t want to say too much more, except that it also involves Balliol College in Oxford, the infamous “Galloping Gertie” Tacoma Narrows bridge disaster, and the head of Oliver Cromwell!”

Several chapters are now up on Patreon, and I’ll keep serialising this draft novel until it is finished. Afterwards, I shall start serialising another unpublished novel draft in my back catalogue. To read chapter one of The Balliol Conspiracy, click here.

I hope that has provided an insight into what can be done on Patreon, as well as enticing some of you into supporting me, if only out of morbid curiosity for my inept video updates. To find out more, check out my Patreon page here.

Swear Fealty to the Dillon Empire: Support Me on Patreon

Me looking moody next to some of my novels, trying to hide how badly I need a haircut. Photo by author.

I have a new Patreon page, and I’d love you to take a look at it.

Why Patreon?

I’ve resisted having a Patreon page for some time, because of the begging bowl baggage with which I associate it. However, I believe I have found a way to give potential supporters back something of value. If I am serious about this full-time writer malarkey, especially with my ambition to land a mainstream publishing deal for my novels, I need to be realistic about the costs involved. My Patreon page is a means of (hopefully) addressing this reality. I lay out my writing goals over the next year in some detail, so potential supporters can see exactly what their contributions will fund.

What am I offering?

On my Patreon page, I offer various levels of monthly support (plus a link to a newly created Ko-fi account, for anyone who wishes to go the one-off donation route). Those who support me will get certain exclusives, including writing updates, video updates, film of the month recommendations, alternative cover imagery, interesting deleted segments, and early access to short story and novel chapter drafts (in some cases, a year or more ahead of official release). I’m going to serialise one (and possibly more) of my novel drafts, exclusively on Patreon, though my first literary preview will be for my upcoming ghost story, Vindicta (part 1 is already up).

I’m also offering the chance for Zoom interactions, either to offer my writing expertise (such as it is), or else to simply chat about books, films, and so forth.

Image by author (Cover design credits: Charles Bown, Yasmine Nuoraho, Denisa Trenkle, Simon Dillon).

Please do check out my Patreon page here and consider supporting me. If nothing else, have a good laugh at the video of me at the edge of Wistman’s wood on Dartmoor, in desperate need of a haircut.

(This is a shorter verison of an article originally published on Medium).

Opening Chapters: The Birds Began to Sing

This month on Medium, I’m showcasing some of the opening chapters from my novels. These will be primarily from my gothic mysteries, though there may be one or two others. This week I feature the first part of gothic psychological thriller The Birds Began to Sing.

I wrote this novel back in 2012, and in all honesty, I think if I were writing it today, I’d open the book differently. Yes, I have a bit of satirical fun with the publishing industry, but I fear it comes off as a little petulant. Still, I love the book overall, and am proud of it. Here are the opening paragraphs.

Rejection is normal. Everyone experiences rejection at some time in their life, so there is no point getting upset about it. Don’t give up. Just move on. Tomorrow might be better.

That’s what Alice Darnell kept telling herself. Yet having her writing rejected again and again by agents and publishers was beginning to feel worse than getting dumped by a boyfriend. She had just received another rejection letter from a literary agency through the post, and every time she read one it felt like something inside her died. Her bedroom now had an entire wall plastered with rejection letters of one kind or another, all of them saying more or less the same thing:

Dear Alice,

Thank you for your sample chapters and synopsis which we read with interest. Unfortunately we don’t feel this is one for us, but we wish you the best of luck elsewhere.

Kind regards

The Publisher/Agent

Alice thought a more honest summary might read as follows:

Dear Alice,

I’m not sure why you bothered to send us your sample chapters and synopsis, as you are not an established author. Obviously, we didn’t bother reading it. You might want to try elsewhere and see if anyone is foolhardy enough to take on an unknown author, but don’t count on success.

Indifferent regards

The Publisher/Agent

Alice pinned the most recent rejection letter alongside the others, and glanced at the alarm clock at the side of her bed. Almost half past nine. She had a cold, and had already called in sick so wouldn’t be going to work. That meant a day alone trying to rest, recuperate and watch daytime television whilst trying not to feel too depressed.

From The Birds Began to Sing by Simon Dillon.

You can read the whole of the chapter here, and read my companion piece article on this series here. Alternatively, to purchase a copy of The Birds Began to Sing (ebook or paperback) click here (for the UK), here (for the US), or here, if you wish to purchase via Smashwords.

Opening Chapters: Phantom Audition

This month on Medium, I’m showcasing some of the opening chapters from my novels. These will be primarily from my gothic mysteries, though there may be one or two others. This week I feature the first part of gothic psychological thriller Phantom Audition, which begins like this:

What Mia noticed most was the silence.

She kept expecting to hear Steven’s voice, or the insistent thud of his feet, as he rehearsed his lines, pacing up and down. She expected to hear him on the phone to his agent, publicist, or to a director.

In the mornings, she no longer heard his absurd singing in the shower. His seat at the breakfast table stood empty. Mia would avert her eyes, unable to bear staring at the space he should occupy. He should be sipping his tea, scrolling through his phone, crunching his cereal… Silence chewed the room instead, like wind and rain gnawing an eroding landscape.

At nights, Mia would awaken and roll over, hoping to warm herself on his body. But Steven wasn’t there, and he wasn’t coming back. He had been replaced with the same terrible silence that screamed, clawed, and tore at her mind whenever she entered the rooms that still had his smell. The memory of her husband had stained the entire house.

Mia had always thought the mansion ludicrously big for the pair of them, but now more than ever she felt the size of the place. A curious unease lingered, as though the carpets, furniture, paintings, and ornaments had turned against her. She felt like a stranger in her own home, imagining everything around her glared in frowning disapproval. Perhaps her presence was a desecration.

One Monday morning a month after the funeral, the unpleasant sensation of feeling watched by the house became too much, and Mia yelled out into the silence.

‘It’s my bloody home too!’

The house responded without mercy, making every tiny tick of the clock an intolerable cacophony. Mia put her hands over her ears. She knew her behaviour was absurd, but the curious mixture of anger and fear that stirred within her had taken her by surprise. Sadness at Steven’s passing was to be expected, but she had not expected to feel so defensive or fearful. Perhaps bewilderment at the events leading up to his suicide by drug overdose still had her on edge.

From Phantom Audition by Simon Dillon.

You can read the whole of the chapter here, and read my companion piece article on this series here. Alternatively, to purchase a copy of Phantom Audition (ebook or paperback) click here (for the UK), here (for the US), or here, if you wish to purchase via Smashwords.

Opening Chapters: The Thistlewood Curse

In a brief series on Medium, I’m showcasing some of the opening chapters from my novels. These will be primarily from my gothic mysteries, though there may be one or two others. Kicking off the series is my supernaturally tinged whodunnit The Thistlewood Curse, which opens with these words:

In spite of the peculiar circumstances surrounding the death of Jacob Price, Detective Sergeant Laura Buchan had all but convinced herself there was no foul play. That he died as the result of a bizarre accident had become the accepted version of events for her and most of her colleagues. Only the senior investigating officer, Detective Inspector Ethan Roland, had any further inkling that Price’s demise was in any way suspicious.

Laura kept pinching the bridge of her nose in a nervous reflex. The questioning of her lifelong friend and occasional colleague Lawrence Crane should have been mere formality; an interview that would establish beyond all doubt that he had no involvement in Price’s death. But Roland kept treating him like a criminal. No doubt he considered his actions thoroughness, but Laura thought he was just being rude. Through the two-way mirror, Laura watched as Roland continued to question Crane in the interview room.

‘Are you glad he’s dead?’

Lawrence Crane leaned forward and stared for a moment at the mirror. His eyes met Laura’s and although he could not see her, she experienced the familiar sensation of discomfort, as though she were standing before him naked. His gaze seemed darker and colder than usual, no doubt because he didn’t suffer fools gladly, and Ethan continued to behave like one.

Crane returned his piercing, steel blue stare to the Detective Inspector sitting before him. Although his back was turned, Laura could imagine the dogged, determined expression on Ethan Roland’s face. He had a stocky, bulldog build that intimidated most people he questioned. But Lawrence Crane was not most people. He replied with an icy calm.

‘Obviously, I’m glad he’s dead.’

From The Thistlewood Curse by Simon Dillon.

You can read the whole of the chapter here, and read my companion piece article on this series here. Alternatively, to purchase a copy of The Thistlewood Curse (ebook or paperback) click here (for the UK), here (for the US), or here, if you wish to purchase via Smashwords.

Medium Update September 2022

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Apologies for the recent dearth of information on my writing. I’ve not posted anything other than film reviews on this blog for a couple of months, as I’ve been extremely busy – both working on novels (expect an update on those soon) and working on Medium articles. Regarding the latter, here are just ten highlights from the past two or three months.

Those of you who aren’t Medium subscribers get three free reads per month. However, if you decide to subscribe to Medium to read all my work (and the work of many others), please do so via this link, as it means I financially benefit from your subscription. Thank you for supporting my writing endeavours, and I hope you enjoy the following.

What Kind of Cinemagoer Are You?

Which of these ten archetypes best describes your film viewing persona?

Stop Spoiling Films and TV Series in Trigger Warnings

When content alerts contain spoilers, the Dillon Empire goes nuclear.

Top Twelve Mad Scientists in Cinema

My all-time favourite big screen lunatics indulging in because-we-can playing God shenanigans.

I Feel Sorry for People Who Read Books or Watch Films Only Once

Why “I know what’s going to happen” is an absurd reason not to revisit a classic.

Seven Books I’d Take to a Desert Island: The Dillon Empire Edition

After a truly excruciating selection process, here are my literary essentials.

Ten Key Science Fiction Films from the 1950s

Fears about the atomic age, communism, psychosexuality, and feminism permeated sci-fi in the Truman/Eisenhower era.

Avatar Avarice? Yet Another Reason Why Physical Media Is Best

Disney removes James Cameron’s 2009 smash from its streaming service to a chorus of entitled whining.

Ten Film Noir Favourites

My picks from the golden era of gumshoes and femme fatales.

Once Upon a Time in the West Stuns on the Big Screen

My first time seeing Sergio Leone’s masterpiece at the cinema.

My Ten Favourite Gangster Films: An Offer You Can’t Refuse

The Dillon Empire’s top tales of organised crime from cinema history.

That’s it for this Medium update. I’ll be back with another soon. Thank you again for all your ongoing support of my writing.

Sweet Dreams: All Parts Out Now

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Medium publication Fictions have recently serialised my new short story Sweet Dreams. A science fiction thriller set in the near future, it concerns a journalist investigating a tech company that manufactures nightmare suppressing nanotech for children. “Sweet Dreams” refers to the technology involved, which Ali, the journalist, comes to believe may be linked to an increase in suicidal tendencies among young people. Her investigations uncover conspiracies, cover-ups, and eventually murder.

Themes of playing God and the dangers of mollycoddling are inherent in the subject matter, but quite honestly it isn’t meant to be terribly deep. My main motivation in writing was to create a gripping tech-murder mystery. I’ve had lots of great feedback on Medium so far, and I hope you enjoy it. All five parts are now available for your reading pleasure.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

New Short Story: Sweet Dreams

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I’ve a new short story entitled Sweet Dreams currently being serialised in Fictions on Medium. It concerns a journalist investigating a tech company that manufactures nightmare suppressing nanotech for children. I’ll talk more about this story once all five parts are published, but for now, you can check out part one here. Enjoy!

New Short Story: In-Between

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The Fictions publication on Medium published my short story In-Between. Originally conceived as a supernatural satire, this evolved into something far more personal. It concerns a recently deceased man whose attempts to haunt his family are constantly interrupted by ghost politicians attempting to secure his vote in an afterlife by-election. Check it out in full here. I hope you enjoy it.

Medium Update

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First, my apologies for the lack of Medium update in April. I have been exceptionally busy elsewhere, mostly writing short stories. However, here’s a selection of my more notable Medium pieces over the past couple of months.

Those of you who aren’t Medium subscribers get three free reads per month. However, if you decide to subscribe to Medium to read all my work (and the work of many others), please do so via this link, as it means I financially benefit from your subscription. Thank you for supporting my writing endeavours, and I hope you enjoy the following.

The Authentic Eclectic

Ten Things You Don’t Know About Me

The Dillon Empire is not all it seems.

Plethora of Pop

Sixteen at 16: The Dillon Empire Circa 1991

Underage drinking and top tunes from a halcyon teenage heyday.

The Writing Cooperative

The Chosen One Trope: Is It Played Out?

In defence of fantasy fiction’s most derided cliché.

Fan Fare

A Shop Assistant Told Me Return of the Jedi Wasn’t Suitable for Children

How a childhood encounter with a thoughtless “it’s-the-rules” bureaucrat yielded a gleeful viewing of an entirely age-inappropriate film.

Own Nothing and Be Happy? No Thanks

Klaus Schwab can stick his Orwellian nonsense where the sun doesn’t shine.

Moses Supposes His Movies are Doozies

Three unique cinematic takes on the Exodus story.

Three Very Different Films About Jesus

Whitewashing, blasphemy, violence, anti-Semitism, and other controversies.

My Son’s Thoughts on Citizen Kane

Is the ‘greatest film ever made’ still relevant to Generation Z?

Intermissions: Invaluable or Interminable

Should we bring back the mid-film break in cinemas?

My Ten Favourite Time Travel Films

Paradoxes, pandemics, existential crises, AI assassinations, fish out of water comedy, meeting your teenage parents, and more.

My Ten Favourite Cinematic Car Chases

An adrenaline-surging selection of high-octane vehicular thrills.

My Ten Favourite Disney Animated Films

Does your favourite make the Dillon Empire cut?

High Noon: 70 Years On

McCarthyism allegories and contemporary resonance in a celebration of Fred Zinneman’s classic western.

The Godfather Part II: The Greatest Sequel Ever Made

Francis Ford Coppola’s masterful sequel enjoys a welcome cinema rerelease.

Romancing the Stone: The Film That Inspired The Lost City

A look back at Robert Zemeckis’s 1984 romantic comedy adventure.

Blow Your Stack

Put Pixar Films Back in Cinemas

Disney’s release plans for Turning Red makes me see red.

Movie Recaps: An Abomination to Any True Cineaste

A wretched so-called innovation that will be treated with contempt by anyone with an iota of cinematic and artistic integrity.

That’s it for this bumper Medium update. I’ll be back with another next month. Thank you again for all your ongoing support of my writing.